Monday, March 28, 2016

A Modern Love Story

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. 
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. 

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.  
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." 

The husband texted back to her:  

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise." 

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